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Issue Five: Wrong

Title: Not Wrong
Author: WickedLovely43
Obligatory Linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5309070/1/Not_Wrong
Sporked by: WarriorJoe
Sporkage rated: Oh God Why
Sporkers' notes: First off, I'd like to thank Trojanhorse and Pads for inflicting this thing on me in the first place. I took it off their hands in August 2009 and subsequently vanished from the PPC for a year. It's that bad (also real life hates me). They were also the first beta-readers and Britpickers, and I'm very grateful for their help. After that, the list goes on--I'd like to thank Techno-Dann and JulyFlame for proofreading, Ellipsisflood for proofreading and also Krautpicking, Aster for more proofreading, and Neshomeh for the use of Nurse Nathonea. Whew!

And, finally, I'd LIKE to swear at the author of this thing in big, red, four-letter words, but shall restrain for the sake of taste. This story very nearly killed Fritz and Silas, not with a bang but with a whimper, and it took a lot of work and support to put it in the grave instead.

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It was late August, and though it didn"t feel any hotter inside the PPC HQ, there was definitely a weight to the air today.Collapse )

The Last Hurrah

First off, I do not own the PPC or any of the characters featured in this story. The use of every last one of them is either PPC public use, or has been granted to me, or is only briefly cameoed.

Makes-Things is the creation of Jay and Acacia, along with the PPC in general, and is sorely missed. His death was originally chronicled by Tawaki; I opted to expand on that a little bit.

Agent Cameron is the creation of Tawaki, and is used (and abused) with permission.

Dann is the creation of Techno-Dann and has likewise been used with permission.

Other DoSAT agents and technicians are the property of their respective creators.

Many thanks to Techno-Dann, Cassie Cameron-Young, and Neshomeh for beta-reading and other general advice. Additional thanks go to Kgarret, for getting the idea in my head in the first place.

This work is dedicated to the memory of Agent Cameron.

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Boink.Collapse )

Issue Four: No Apologies Accepted

Essential Disclaimer Section: I do not own One Piece, which is the property of Eiichiro Oda. The animated adaption is property of Toei Animation, and the Uncut English dub is property of Funimation Entertainment. Keep up the great work, guys!

Likewise, I do not own the PPC, which is the property of Jay and Acacia. I do own Fritz, Silas, Narc, and James, however.

Many thanks and shout-outs go to techno_dann, julyflame, signed_up, and tea_fiend for betaing, suggesting ideas, and being generally awesome and helpful.

Finally, I’d like to note that I do not own the fic that is featured, as it were, here. You can find that at the link below, if you enjoy that sort of thing. By which I mean Sues, bad grammar, and abominable paragraphing.


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This week, our heroes do battle with the DASTARDLY DESCRIPTIVE STU, TIMES TWO!Collapse )

Issue Three: A Royal Pain, Part Two

When we last left our heroes, they were chest-deep in purple prose! Now, as we return, we see that it just keeps rising!

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Read on to discover THE HORROR! Shocking.Collapse )


Issue Three: A Royal Pain, Part One


I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender or any of its characters. It is the airing property of Nickelodeon, which is property of Viacom Incorporated, and was created by Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko.

I also do not own any characters from or any part of M*A*S*H, which was originally a book by Richard Hooker, was then made into a film by Robert Altman, and eventually a TV series by Larry Gebhart, which is likely the best known incarnation of the series. Finest kind.

Nor do I own One Piece or its characters, mentioned several times here, which was originally created as a manga comic by Eiichiro Oda and was later a cartoon by Toei Animation. Funimation Entertainment currently owns the rights to the U.S. dub, and GOOD ON THEM for picking it up!

Nor do I own the PPC, nor any Agents featured besides Fritz and Silas. The PPC is the property and creation of Jay and Acacia. Big Murphy and Marcus Langston are the creations of KGarrett (who also discovered the Hammerspace Knives and graciously let Silas buy one); Doctor Marian McKay is the creation of Huinesoron and a general-use character.

I greatly appreciate the help of the following people: KGarrett, for beta-reading, helping with ideas, and general moral support; and Trojanhorse, for beta-reading, Britpicking, and otherwise being helpful. A special shout-out goes to Cassie Cameron-Young, for being one hell of a trooper. Best of luck with it, Cassie.

Lastly, I do NOT own the fic featured here. It is definitely NSFW, and can be found on the Pit of Uber Voles at the link below if you like heavy mischaracterization for the sake of blatant pornography.


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Today, we find our heroes diving into THE PURPLE PIT! Horrors abound!Collapse )


Issue Two: Shed No Tears

I do not own Digimon. Part of me wishes I did, but I don’t; it is property of Bandai of Japan, produced with Toei Animation. The American dub is property of Saban. The story PPCed here is not mine, for which I am grateful; it is property of KiddInABox, and can be found here if you enjoy purple prose. The PPC is also not mine, belonging as it does to Jay and Acacia. Fritz, Silas, and Narcolepsy, however, are all my property. So is Agent Nayar, if I ever do anything with him/her.

Many thanks to cassie5squared for beta-reading and Britpicking this for me; it’d look much worse and me much sillier without her advice.

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Today"s episode: Tears Don"t Fall!Collapse )

An Interlude

Many thanks to cassie5squared for beta-reading and Britpicking this for me; it’d look much worse and me much sillier without her advice.

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Part Two, due to length! Continues direct from Part One! Same disclaimer, same stupid Sue, now with vindication!

Beta readers are your friends...Collapse )


OBLIGATORY COPYRIGHT SECTION (remember to include this, kids, if you don’t then it’s a charge!)

Kirby, Kirby Super Star/Super Star Ultra, and Kirby: Right Back At Ya! are joint properties of Nintendo and HAL Laboratories. The English dub is by 4Kids Entertainment. The story PPC’d here is not mine, and I am VERY glad for that. The PPC is also not mine, belonging as it does to its marvelous creators, Jay and Acacia. Agent Fritz and Agent Silas, however, are mine.

They were suddenly interrupted when the scene transitioned from the castle back to Cappy Town in the middle of a sentence.Collapse )


The Three Agents

Here's a compilation of all three Agents, for the purpose of making things nice and tidy.

One, Two, ThreeCollapse )